Yesterday while I was at work, this lady in the drive-thru asked me: "What sport do you play?"
Me: "Umm....well I used to run track and field, but I quit. Why?"
Weird Lady: "I can see the veins in your arms. Those are either from sports or heroin, so I just assumed..."
Me: "Alright....I think?"

What do you say to someone when they suggest that you might do illegal drugs? 'Sorry, no I used to do gymnastics and I really can't afford heroin'? Some of the things that my customers say to me...honestly.

A long time ago, there was a lady who said something like this: "Give me an hour with you and I can cure you of being left-handed!"
Me: "No thanks, creepy lady!"

And on top of these random conversations, I've lost my voice completely. Some people might consider that a blessing, but it's hard to discuss the Illiad when you can't...discuss. Oh well.